When Godzilla flattens your car
on Monday morning,
you know you’re in for a tough day.
Better get more coffee.
Still, you’re a survivor.
Nothing can match this…
and imagine the stories
you’ll have for the weekend.
The fickle printer is no match for
your crisis response skills.
You’ve dealt with Godzilla-
double sided printing be damned…
Did you know there are 24 hours
in a day? A handful of chances
to encounter the Monster of the
Week. Just hold your breath.
Don’t take your eyes off of the snake
and shuffle your feet at the beach.
Beware of corners in the garage;
venomous spiders hide in the dark.
I survived Godzilla, so I’m not
afraid of running into you.
Sometime I hold my breath until
I don’t remember what we had.
My heart is a muscle, like any other.
The world is full of monsters.
I think when we were younger,
we could see them clearly.